You can tell the players...bc they all run in and lay sucker punch or kicks.

648 dropped pop flies, and 134 balls that hit the ground and floated back up in to the air

Who was the Canadian that won snowboarding after/during? smoking a bunch a weed?

Don Jr.: “All the rappers, Sharpton and Jackson....did I miss any others?”

“And there shall be one ray of hope in Philly, paying for their food amidst thievery. This, above all else, will give humanity hope.”

Emma fucking hates KD.

I like how 1) Durant doesn’t even move really, 2) the ref has literally the best view of Westbrook 3) the game is a 20 point blowout

If Barstool is like the worst team in the league, Deadspin the team that has a few more wins, but needs double overtime to beat Barstool.

Kinda surprised we didn’t have Donny on twitter talking about how the fake replays confirmed the Eagles’ touchdown. That might have been too much for most fans to handle though.

Will Drew ever get over his Vikings being exposed as a garbage team? Tune in next week when no, he will not.

Bigly

“I have a 4, a 8, a 6, a Jack and a King...I win”

Chris Kluwe is probably so salty.

I mean between this guy and the one who was warming up with the Pelicans for a while...NBA may want to prevent another Malice at the Palace.

Do symptoms include...

Dammit I went and checked the article to see who got it wrong.

What type of article does everyone think we would have gotten if the Vikings made the Super Bowl:

This is meant for professional players, no? It will prevent the professional scene from going months at a time where only 15 heroes are picked.

I remember watching American Gladiators way back, and they had a boss battle on a giant spinning pyramid. This one dude got thrown off and when he came up his foot was facing a different direction. He seemed pretty chill about it.

Yeah, yeah, shut up Dan. WHO DID LARRY THE FISH PICK?!