Long Reach? Extreme ring toss is more like it.

@The Beard: It's true, I only leave to work, get groceries, and go to Microcenter. NO EXCEPTIONS.

So that's well and dandy, but what about the greater chance of it landing in an ocean? Tsunamis would be worse and effect more cities. Good thing I'll be 111 by the time it hits.

@slowurroll: Yeah, my dad bought a comparable printer that cost more than his old one, but its cheaply made, and does the same features less well than the old printer. Same company, HP no less. The old one was beige, but heavy plastic. The new one is shiny black, thin, plastic which shakes and squeals when you…

@kamalster: Its more like, the printer drivers are so old that I have to "scan a test page" in Windows 7 to do actual scanning. Not Windows 7 fault, just another of the printer's.

Lets see, $30 for a cartridge, then my HP printer prints a test page every time I turn it on for no reason. Even though it has seen mild use, prints like it is running out of ink when the gauge is halfway. Scanning is an archaic process because I use Windows 7. I could buy a new printer, but I shouldn't have to.

As a side effect maybe this would inspire (frighten, embarrass) people to get in better shape so they look good going through the scanner.

@—Core—: If slashing is what you want, a scimitar would be the sword. But what you are describing is an axe.

@foxh8er: Yeah, my boss drives one, but considering what 6.9 billion can buy?

I'll watch it eventually on Netflix. I mean, the Facebook phenomenon is something that nobody could have predicted. The fact that this guy is walking around in t-shirts and jeans, drives an Acura and lives in a small house, yet is worth enough to put his great great great great great great grandchildren through…

Maybe its for Kirbee.

@Unholy_Hero: Man, I'd like to steal that backpack.

I don't know Japanese, but the facial expressions and Mariocart rage are enough to get me to laugh.

@Electrocub: NAW, all those Marshall amps are fo realZ!

@gnargle: The term hacker no longer means what it originally did to most people. At this point its a crapshoot on what the actual meaning is, so Gawker can use it as just a general (people who do malicious things with computers) term. Which "hacker" seems to mean in this day and age.

@richardy2k01: What would that be? The strippers aren't as pretty, but there are more of them and you can get them to do anything you want.

@Brinsley :): I can't 4GB slim...

Hopefully by then I'll actually be able to play coop campaign with my 4GB slim T_T

@Lex Steers: I said something like it, not the exact same thing. But yeah, the Drake Equation must be what I saw. But with either equation I don't think it really proves that we will find either. I mean, either you find it or you don't.

@Chewbenator: Damn takes a long time to do stuff. Oh wait, WORLD OF TANKS IS DONE.