We used to do single serve nacho chips growing up. It is fucking glorious that way. Not only is each chip STACKED, you choose your own toppings so everyone gets the flavor combo they desire.

Right? I think this should be discussed before banning this word.

Bumpers are designed specifically for that. So didn’t look like a ‘hit and run’. More like a grocery store parking lot bump. So fucking senseless.

Yup, something that gets lost in this over time is that it was the sodomy that was the impetus for the accusation, if I recall correctly.

Man, Papa Smurf looks like hell these days.

AT-AT’s have already shown to be somewhat graceful for their bulky size. Couple of scenes in Empire where they show how agile the head is while blowing up a snowspeeder. So, that really isn’t new, just had to be observant with Empire.

Two for me, both from the NES era.

He must have one hell of a backlog.

They are my mortal enemy. I stand with you against the tyranny of onions.

It is your destiny.

I feel like you should continue to report stuff like this the way you did yesterday, with an exhaustive breakdown from the Jezebel staff.

Love Sheed. Was so happy to see him win the title with Detroit. Met him at a Roots show in Crystal Ballroom. One of my all time faves.

AJ, will you please run for president?

This should really become a regular thing on this site.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Curious if her other job was at a cannabis dispensary.

My coworker was munching on some ‘Sunflower Nutmeats’ today. Kind of wish I were joking about that.

It would be way too difficult to figure out the point that way.

“Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from.”

LOOK AT THAT DEFENSE LOOK AT THAT SHIT HE JUST STANDS THERE MAN