Nice choice, an unsung hero from this album.

Really milking the heroes of today’s college football.

Yeah my BR drive broke on it years ago, but I never sent it back in, by that time was about as cheap just to buy a new one, but it has been performing it’s duties as souped up PS2/1 beautifully ever since!

1st gen PS3 my friend, it is a beautiful thing... even if it is as big as my room...

And yes, they will make allusions to Tokyo Drift, which is the one you should start with anyway...

No, it is fine the way it is. Scores always seem to follow a pretty broad range as it is and as other commenters have already said there is the thrill both in the scoring of goals and the stopping of goals. But with the rule changes that followed the late 90’s the state of scoring is just fine. I much prefer the way…

I would say that in Oregon we know that OSU is not referring to the Beavers if it is national media.

I went to a tiny DIII school and their nickname had been the ‘Redmen’ but when I went there it had already been switched to... wait for it... ‘Redhawks’.

How do we know there was a ninja festival if no one could see it?

Curiously the mom doesn’t seem to work for them. Yet.

Bootstraps.

Starbucks over roasts their beans anyway, their coffee has always been shitty, so double fuck that guy and his wistfulness.

Happy to have you on the internet Deadspin, I will also support you through whatever.

Nice, I have been intrigued by these games for forever, but never pulled the trigger, will have to get this once I actually have some money!

Surely there is a hockey game or two floating around out there for folks to watch. Like the violent factor of the NFL with bursts of excitement? Why not try hockey?

I’m glad you get so much enjoyment out of telling someone they are delusional for wanting their favorite team to build a winning super bowl caliber squad around the star player that has suffered with some of the worst teams the NFL has ever seen. And you are right, CJ isn’t one of the top five receivers in the league.…

Bye Felicia.

Oh I wasn’t arguing as there is nothing to argue with someone who doesn’t know what they are talking about. Hence why your comments were deemed ‘cute’. I am glad your team is so good, you should probably go on a message board for them and bear your infinite wisdom to fruit for them as opposed to commenting on a…

The things you say are so cute.