Some milk? Think this one will take a lotta milk.

Even the ‘hear it from the fans’ for the Cardinals is lame. Boo hoo, we made it to a fucking super bowl but didnt win, boo hoo, we don’t have a quaterback... try being a Bills/Browns/Lions fan assholes... find out what true pain is really like.

Being a Lions fan is just a way of proving you have no self worth.

I am convinced that whenever Golden Tate finishes off a girl he makes her suck his junk and yells, “That’s what Golden Tate like!” while she is still wiping his cum off of her face.

Mark:

Hmmmm, she called you a fag, a pussy, and a retard, compared Texans to Lions (wait, I thought their mascot was a bull??) and pretty much summed up everything you stated in your initial post while exhibiting more clearly than your writing ever could about how horrible Houston is. Because, you know, the true metric of…

You done good then RoRo, or should I say great.

I bet he drank a lotta milk as a child too.

I’m not a coach, I just say fuck a lot.

Their hockey writers are probably all on vacation. All five of them.

This means Ryan Fitzpatrick will be the Jets’ starting QB for at least the first month or so of the season.

Oregon hates California waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than we hate Washington. Up to and including all of the Californians that live here.

This article could have merely been the 8 Bucs fans. That there are only 8 of them listed would have gotten the point across just fine.

“You also forgot the B, Biff.” - Ty Lawson

I think you could safely give that an extension for ten more years.

Don’t tell that to the guy that was at the sports bar on the night of the draft wearing a Jags jersey who commandeered the biggest TV in the joint to watch said draft when there were NBA and NHL playoff games happening.

Yassssss! Loved that game, played for hours at my friends house!

That actually sounds like a great fit for his talents.

Pizza the Dog is the frickin best. Bro.