I love that they custom designed the jersey to be that way (note the BG symbol at the top, which I'm pretty sure doesn't stand for 'Big Guy').

Yeah you are right the blonde woman in the video from a distance looks absolutely nothing like the blonde woman Nathan is married to. Clearly.

I ain't got time for reading, all I got time for is console fanboyism!

They mailed that shit in on Barry Sanders, his write up tells you to refer to a write up for Cal Ripken, whatever the fuck that means...

As a Lions fan... well, that's enough right there...

Next up on Deadspin: sandwiches ranked, given records, then tournament playoff...

That's fine, let em have all the OT they want, the schools are still making billions off of them so if they have to pay them OT, big deal?

Pay them the same wage other college workers get when they go to practice and play in games, its a job so pay them hourly, and with that cover any medical costs they need even if they get injured and cut due to injury, give them a food stipend. Not only is this fair and easily manageable for everyone, it would also…

Nicely done then!

You must've missed the articles they posted.

Shabazz Assist?

I remember when these summons blew my damned mind...

He should really adopt "Having Fun" as a personal brand.

Coming soon: The Darren Rovell Sports Business Press Release Rewriting Brand Thesaurus

The high five the Montana coach gives to the chubby dude under the hoop at 1:30 on the video is the best of them all... I don't know which one of them is more pumped up...

Volcano!

If they opt out in 2016-17 and hardball a new deal I think it could be assumed the new deal will include an increase in salary levels for all players, including the lower salary ones.

I bet DustBusters will suck though...

The lack of the enthusiasm from the announcers for an incredible goal tells you everything you need to know about the exciting showdown between the Canes and the Oilers.