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Console wars only exist when you can only afford one of the consoles going head to head against each other. They exist if you choose to buy one console as well. When a person who owns just one console insults the person with the other console, all they’re doing is protecting their investment. It’s a condition called, F…

True. Fun’s a four letter word though. There’s plenty of reasons to return to a game beyond fun.

I’d love to see Valve just say “You know what? No more trading skins” and burst that bubble HARD.

Yup. Love giving those practice pucks to kids. Makes them so happy. I just feel bad that I can’t give each kid a puck...hard to choose so I typically go for the youngest one (which isn’t necessarily fair, but when you have a bunch of 5-10 year olds, I’ll go with the shrimp of the group)

Even more idiotic when you realize this guy is shooting the messenger.

Bring back the Patrick Division. And the Adams, Norris and Smythe. Also the Campbell and Prince of Wales conferences.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Good to see the Buttafuocos made peace with Amy Fisher, though.

Hey in final form, the Prowler was pushing out 254 ponies. The 911 of that era was only at 296 hp.

He also thinks that Subway is the best sandwich shop in the universe. Poor taste all around.

I initially thought Barry meant “1985”, but then I saw your post and it all makes sense now.

Barry, to be clear, this is 1995 in Canada. Which I can tell you from experience is like 1987 America.

Weird, in my mind I had convinced myself that the NHL only made Sega video games in the mid-90s.

Oh so I can look forward to the 'I can talk shit about it because I own it'-style comments?