Hey restaurant owners: live music is never a good idea if you’re not exclusively a bar. And if you charge me a cover because a band I didn’t know was going to be there starts playing half an hour after I sit down, I’ll find you, get your daughter to fall in love with me, marry her, then convince her to put you in an…

I’ve literally never been to a restaurant that offered unflavored soda water on the menu TO pay for.

*sarcophagus opened*

Good for Philip Van Cleave! I’m sure that Sacha Baron Cohen is chastened now, and will no longer stoop to manipulative techniques to get people to say basically what they believe but with the veneer stripped away!

Hold up. Since when is titty sucking bad?

My dad’s best life hack was to always buy sushi at the cheapest place I could find it: grocery stores, gas stations, street vendors. It is often just as good as the expensive restaurant stuff. He died recently from a combination of intestinal parasites and food poisoning from an unknown source, but I’ll never forget…

If only we millions could lose Betsy DeVos...

Really - reading the list of major investors provides great schadenfreude.

I take back everything bad I ever said about Elizabeth Homes.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

Hey, friendly reminder.

Counterpoint: No, it isn’t.

[crickets]

Now that Once Upon a Time is ending, I have hope for a revival of Universe. The pods malfunctioned and half the cast died. Eli went nuts after 10 years alone on the ship. The latest iteration of SG-1 makes contact. Even if it is just a 2 hour TV movie, I would be satisfied.

The whole of season 5 of Fringe. Man, what a waste of a show. I loved, loved, loved seasons 1-4, but never bothered to finish season 5. It felt so out of place and lacked everything that made the show interesting in the first place.

How about the absolute lack of ending of Stargate Universe?

It is an interesting coincidence that Carrey, who became famous for talking out of his ass, is now getting heat for painting a portrait of Huckabee Sanders, who is famous for talking out of her ass.

Having comments be properly threaded and the ability to collapse comment trees. I have to go out of my way to read more than just the handful of comments the system shows at the top, and trying to follow the flow of conversation is just silly.

I know a lot of people don’t like Reddit, but gorram if they don’t have how…

Thoughts and prayers