But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

But I can’t hang coats and other clothes off these dumbbells like I do with my elliptical machine and my treadmill.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

The woman told the driver to “go back to your country” and said “Donald Trump going to send you and your family back. Get the fuck out of my country.”

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

There is no good reason for abortion... except for mine.

Nope. They blue it.

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You sound like an insufferable asshole.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

We’re not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore.

Don’t buy a car, dump that $10g’s into Yahoo stock and turn it into $300,000. Yahoo IPO was about the time I bought my car.

Well, since we know he can’t read....

I wonder what horrors lurk beneath those faux-riental carpet floormats.

So witches float and wizards sink?

It isn’t the tool which determines if it’s good or bad, it’s how that tool is used.

“...solar panel can absorb and recycle a small amount of emitted light (!)“

“...solar panel can absorb and recycle a small amount of emitted light (!)“