I just keep thinking: will they believe us now? Is this finally the moment when men start to grasp the reality that women live in?

As my two naked toddlers just fell off the bed, where I was letting them jump around while I dick around on my phone...

Uncle Joe only at #23??!!?

I live in Bakersfield m'self and I literally am having security cameras installed outside my house as we speak. There's a big meth problem here, which leads to a lot of break ins and thefts.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Simon from Misfits looked good tho.

She's so ridiculously good looking that she's hard to look at. I want to see her play a princess in a movie and Sidney Poitier will be her disapproving father and she'll teach him to become more forward thinking like she is. Actually, can she just be Aida? Can that happen?

This is GRRM's response from his blog:

Here's what I posted on i09 this morning:

I'm surprised they weren't in their matching bowler hats! Either way they are both so lovely!

Literally the ONLY candy I buy purposefully. Everything else is like "eh, maybe a Reese's sounds good, why not?" once a year, but JB? I'm like FUCK YES MARGARITA! FUCK YES mix those bitches for a root beer float + cherry!

Looks like there will be Starburst jelly beans in my Easter basket this year.

When I saw this headline I was all like "Please not Jelly Belly, please not Jelly Belly" and...damn.

I honestly would. I've been volunteering to babysit more and more often these days. WHO AM I?

While this is nice, it makes Mama, who has been home all day with baby, feel like chopped liver.