Cool opinion from 2010, bro.

Amazing that the NFL has such detailed rules for the shit its players can wear on the field, to the point that players can’t have simple, minor tributes to dead relatives without getting fined, but something that actually affects gameplay is just “Eh, we’ll let the billion dollar franchise figure it out on their own…

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

TBH - the real smoking gun appears to be the UK license application.

AMA (TIMIM)

A recent FanDuel promo code will hopefully be prophetic

The thing is, the consoles ARE easy to set up. Do they take a bit of time and effort? Sure, what doesn’t? But if you honestly think we’re still in the SNES era when you plug and play stuff, you’re just sadly mistaken. I’m happy with both my consoles, despite initial waiting times to set up MS accounts and such. But…

Children only confirm that the mother has had sex.

Hey Albert have you considered just being a whiny internet nerd instead of a (two-time certified) sex-haver? Because then this stuff wouldn’t bother you, apparently.

THE WORST REPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

Friend zone doesn’t count as a “girlfriend”.

These people are the same types of people who think that foreign names are funny because “silly sounds!”

So their demographic is people who were watching what you were watching.

The correlation between daily fantasy advertisements and Kristin Cavallari posts is uncanny!

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

Enter promo code “HopeIDontGetAIDS”

Jones, through a spokesperson, says he hasn’t been contacted by FanDuel or compensated for the use of his image.

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

FanDuel director of communications Justine Sacco (yes, that Justine Sacco)

I don’t know why I clicked this and expected anything different than people complaining about other people’s lives. It would be one thing if he was mistreating the cars. But they seem to be taken care of. Just a bunch of Jalops mad because he didn’t take his millions and buy rusted out Beetles and Miatas.

I also feel…