Pretty much. The second they hit the water they would essentially be vaporized.

No, because hipsters use Macs, which aren't for gaming.

Mute button?

Wow. Here I thought my ASUS Sabertooth X58 was a bit too militaristic, even if the colors are subdued. This just screams "COD Bro"

Watch, nothing is going to happen, and they're going to blame it on the Phantom-Time Hypothesis. No wait, then it would take another 300 years, and they don't want to die before it happens.

*slow crap*

I want all the atheists to take a pile of their clothes and put it on their front step, then take the day off work. Any moron who actually believes this will be severely flabbergasted.

Oh god, I could not stop laughing. I really hope the entire group of commenters are trolls though. Otherwise there are some truly deluded individuals out there.

I wear a watch for 4 reasons: One, it looks cool; Two, it's quicker to look at; Three, built in chrono, which again, is quicker to look at; and Four, I love watches. All of them. I wish I had more money, so I can get a few more, but for now I have to settle for the 2 wrist watches, and pocket watch I have.

All great news today from I/O

Thus why I like Intel's new method of putting the pins in the socket. So easy to install now.

Actually, hyper-oxygenation would allow many insects to grow. The more oxygen in the air, the bigger the insects. An example would be the Meganeura which is essentially a really big dragonfly.

I think I've contributed about 100 songs to that. What can I say, I've always loved rhythm games, always will.

Link to the Future please.

Agreed, the only reason why the customer's I helped didn't want to go to 64-bit is because they kept clinging to their old software, either refusing to get an upgrade, or refusing to find an alternative if there isn't an upgrade.

Don't forget, they're also killing 32-bit/x86. As a former computer salesmen, I can say that lots of consumers aren't going to be happy about that.

Humans don't need to evolve anymore, technology evolves for them.

Well this would have been useful when I was filling that giant glass sphere with lava.

Saw this back on /3/ a week or two ago.

I can certainly see where this article is coming from. As some one who's just gotten out of school, I definitely know the hardships of try to find work. Especially when the field you love and want to get into is so ridiculously competitive.