He's Orlove's Mexican cousin Por Favorlove.

I may have to do this...

Huh. I always thought you were a guy. The internet is funny like that.

Please post your Jalopnik staff slash fiction in a private Kinja page.

pffft, this isnt anything new.

Can I just dump the taters in the toilet?

Iso Grifo be like -_-

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

The Ultimate Ground Speed Check - Tales from the Hardibird

Disregard trucks, acquire Scout boat

That base version sports 395 horsepower, and 700 pound-feet of torque, which is already a pretty nuts power figure in the bachelor's sports-mobile world. It'll rocket you to 60 MPH in 3.7 seconds, and onto a top speed of 190 MPH. The engine rumbles barely above idle at highway speeds, cruising at just 980 RPM,…

I bought and sold my first 12 houses without an inpection and married my first 6 wives after just a couple weeks of dating. No problems so far! Maybe when I'm in my 30s I'll take a more mature perspective.

Like this?

Hey, you forgot the one in Chicago!

I'm no mathematician but if they run 5,000,000 miles at 12 miles per gallon, and if each rig is doing 450,000 miles per year at 12 miles per gallon, how does that equal 5.4 million gallons of gas per truck??

That's a lot of history to carry, but fortunately the Civic sedan has a pretty capacious boot. This one also seems to have all its trim and looks to be in great shape, at least aesthetically. The seller does claim that comes with the ORIGINAL ALLOY WHEELS & CENTER CAPS and I for one would love to see those. The wheels…