1) He was joking. Point here is that its faster than getting gas.

Please try again with an AK-47.

Today we salute you, Mr. Banana Hammock Mechanic.
(Mr. Banana Hammock Mechanic)
Any mechanic can grind an exaust, but only you have the moxy to let the sparks fly with a minuminum of protective gear.
(Owie!)
Is that a torque wrench you’ve got there? Or are you just happy so see your customers?
(Mine's bigger than…

you are satan.

Was it an Apple computer?

Dammit.

This grin is essentially Clarkson's smug face. And rightfully so, if this turns out to be true.

When you are from Boston?

Our Ford, who art in Dearborn,
Hallowed be thy tailgate.
Thy King-Kong size, thy hill be climbed,
On earth, as it is on asphalt.
Give us this day our dually diesel,
And forgive us our hybrids,
As we forgive those who drive Tundras and Titans.
And lead us not into a speed trap,
But deliver us from Kansas City Assembly,
Amen.

I once dated a girl that I had a lot of banal sex with.

I can't wait for this movie. Yes, it will be cheesy and ridiculous, and no, you won't be able to believe most of it. But it's not a movie for film enthusiasts. It's a movie for car enthusiasts. It means 14-year-old Jimbob from Mobile Mississippi will gain an appreciation for the Mk I Escort. An extremely unlikely…

Indeed.