I remember in taking a course on the history of the bible in university. Literally the first words out of my professor’s mouth were “the prosperity gospel is not a real gospel, it’s fraud invented by con artists. I don’t want to talk about it, I don’t want to hear about it, and if you believe in it, too bad.”

You didn’t pray hard enough, or believe deeply enough!

And almost completely opposite in every way from what Jesus actually taught. It’s an incredible disgrace that so many so-called Christians have bought into this utterly anti-Christian tripe because of sheer greed.

And then, at the end of a very long life, he would appear and gently tell you it was time to clean up your work space.

I live in the Bible Belt, and we have many prosperity gospel believers here. Not only do they think God blesses the faithful with money, they think He blesses the faithful with physical health, too. Got cancer? You didn’t pray hard enough, or believe deeply enough!

I could go for Tim Gunn as a personal savior. Whenever I was in spiritual need, he would advise me wisely, give me a hug, and tell me to “make it work!” I like it!

Of course she’s a scam artist; why else would Trump be attracted to her (well, I guess she does look a little like Ivanka so there’s that, too.) But you know what, as evil as she is, good for her! Her flock deserve to be ripped off! These people that go to these mega-churches, especially to the “prosperity gospel”…

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

The reaction when this Paula person led Trump to Christ:

Sounds just like my family. I have pretty much cut ties with all of them, but *I’M* the horrible person because they are Christian and you’re supposed to love your family no matter what, even if they shit on you/abused you/are the sole reason you have low self-esteem. I will live the rest of my life with that…

Agreed, everyone is so quick to make it seem like Aaron and Olivia are the ones causing the rift but we don’t really know the family like they do. I can honestly believe that Aaron Rodgers just has a shitty family and hates being around them and they’re salty he doesn’t want to include them in his fame. They blame…

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

Love bats. I live next to a nature reserve with a big lake. The only reason we aren’t swimming in mosquitoes every Summer is because we have a huge bat population. Every night you can watch them flying overhead eating thousands of those bugs.

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

He’s good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him.