Sure a human may have started the fire, but the extent it spread and how much damage it is doing is due to the extreme drought for a long time causing super dry conditions over large swaths that doesn’t occur in that area. The forests in the eastern U.S. are normally moist enough year round that forest fires are far…

I’m going to need all of these gifs to convey my feelings:

I bet you anything that having sex with Donald Trump would be like having sex with Henry VIII in the twilight years. He’d barely have the stamina to heave himself atop you to flop around for more than a couple of minutes - IF THAT, we are talking two minutes tops before he gets too out of breath and loses all hope of…

Steam message boards are a hilarious source of this. Tons of pirates go there posting about bugs not realizing that Steam shows if you have the game when you post in the game’s message board (with a mouse icon). This is especially hilarious for mods that intentionally break for pirated games.

Needs more White Wing Doves.

It should be legal to cockpunch Kanye.

I was boycotting Dr. Phil before it was cool.

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

If this woman wins her case and it is determined that she had parental rights this whole time, the child should turn around and pursue criminal/civil charges for neglect.

Her poor daughter. It’s clear that, in addition to the normal difficulties of growing up trans, she had to deal with a mother who was going to be abusive regardless of her gender identity. This lady is using the courts to try to get in one last year of being a controlling monster and vicarious pleasure at making…

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—so that they and others in the future may be spared from the same tragic events.”

“ emotionally described being left out of her child’s transition process:”

What a bitch.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

“You can be grateful that he wore a condom.”

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.

And we can do more than just vote, too. Everyone be kind to yourselves and each other right now, and then organize.

Yes, rational human beings.