As a microbiologist I’ve been trying to get people to stop using that shit for years, but I think I finally gave up a little while back. Yay, FDA!

Only rich people would get excited about something brand-new and ridiculously overpriced that already looks worn out and ready to fall apart. I get so happy at the sight of flawless new shoes that I sometimes don’t even want to wear them. Especially my “expensive” ones — clearly a relative term here.

Ugh. I have no argument with wealthy people buying beautiful, expensive things. I would if I could. HOWEVER, deliberately throwing away money on a pastiche of poverty disgusts me.

How he didn’t lose his medical license after the living hippocratic oath violation that was Celebrity Rehab, I’ll never know.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

My theory is that he goes after her and puts her down because she is young and very pretty, and it pisses him off like nothing else that she doesn’t fawn over him.

could be worse, Katy - he could treat you like family:

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

...whose hurricane of destruction looked remarkably like the lightning storm evoked by the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster in the firstGhostbusters.

Again, go watch the race and aftermath- a good chunk of the race itself was dedicated to his glory and then the entire aftermath of her WR destroying performance- that NEVER, EVER EVER happens to a man to this degree. NEVER, and I’ve been watching swimming for over 40 years.

Sponsored by Takata.

I have a feeling this story is going to end with new Lucy having some kind of “accident” and old Lucy will be in her place.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

I think it would be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.

Ive got curly white girl hair and DIED when she was torturing the Black model. Who makes hair FRIZZIER and says that it is better?! Who puts (cute!) hair that short in a (bad) pony?

True Story:

I have curly hair.

In all fairness all of the styles were awful and left the models looking worse after than before.

That didn't sound anything like Prince said it would.