Unless you're really bad at it, having sex tends to take longer than grabbing diapers.

As if misogyny and sexual orientation are correlated somehow.

I got my first couple clients sign up for my Nanny skills today! All you people in Austin that thought my new babysitting business was going to be a failure will soon be eating your words when you see how rich I am about to become!!!!!!!

It's kind of suspicious that Rebecca hasn't been commenting on this thread. I would watch a sitcom or reality show where the down-on-his-luck celebrity Romeo, due to a lack of babysitting gigs, has to move back in with his hilarious and universally-beloved feminist sister Rebecca. Especially if it was called Every…

"Aww, it's so cute and little!" or "hmm, you should probably have that looked at"' or, "Congratulations, it's a boy."

I think I need to take a break from the internet, all I kept thinking while reading this was, "fake, fake, fake,".

Look, there are a lot of jobs I couldn't do, because of my abilities, my preferences, my moral code, whatever. I don't then choose to do one of those and complain that I am being treated unfairly when my inability to fulfill basic job duties means I don't get hired. My profession, like many others, has an ethical…

Oy.

I am just sick and tired of people (regardless of religion or occupation) telling other people what to do with their lives. Why don`t they worry about their own lives? Honestly, other people`s reproductive choices has absolutely no effect on them. Birth control is necessary for family planning. Aren`t these the same…

At least he didn't take it out right at the table?

I believe the appropriate response to such a picture from a gentleman is always this:

A friend of mine went on an Internet date this past winter with a guy who only had one arm but hadn't divulged that to her prior, nor did it come up during the date. The funny thing was she hadn't even noticed the whole time since they met in a dark bar and he had his jacket on his shoulders and the missing arm was in…

gurl

These people scare me more than anything in the world. More than being ripped apart by sharks or zombies or zombie sharks. As a 20 year old women on my own, making minimum wage, this sort of thing terrifies me. The threat of losing my rights to health care, not be harassed or physically or sexually assaulted, and just…

Sorry, honey, but our agnostic beliefs forbid us from hiring you clueless religious types. Especially when it might endanger the health and well being of our patients. Kindly fuck off.

Thank you for this coverage. I saw this same story on Mommyish, and the headline used the term Pro-Life Nurse Denied Job or something like that and I threw up a little.

How dare you discriminate me for my religious beliefs, thereby preventing me from getting I job where I can discriminate against other women based on my superior religious morals! Waaaaaaah religious freedom!

Oh fuck this woman. I wouldn't hire her because she sounds like an asshole, let alone because she declared upfront that she wouldn't be participating in the demands of the job.

This is just ridiculous. When did people start believing that all of society needs to not only tolerate their batshit beliefs, but also embrace and accommodate them?

I'll turn to my gay male friend at the beach, point to my furry* hoo-ha, and say, "Look! There's a tarantula crawling outta my drawers!" Hilarity ensues.