I can't wait to hear whatever song results from Diet Coke dumping Taylor Swift

She should heretofore be called "Princeton Educated Rape Apologist" Susan Patton.

My god. It's like every bit of misogynistic, victim-blaming, fatphobic, gender essentialist bullshit part of our culture was coagulated through some black magic into a corporeal form. And then it wrote a goddamn book.

Had you asked for money so you can see a psychiatrist, then maybe I would consider it. WTF?

Oh for fuck's sake. I have met more than my fair share of "kooky", "spiritual" white girls who think they are just the most precious, hilarious, gift to humankind and I want to tell them all to smarten the fuck up and realize no one gives a shit about you and your stupid bicycle.

I guess my friends and I were trendsetters when we were doing this in about 2008. There was definitely no empowering message behind it; it's just funny to make stupid faces. We posted them on Facebook because we knew that no one thought we actually looked like that. I'm pretty sure that the only people sharing ugly…

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

A haircut doesn't make her a lesbian.

Or she could actually try to learn something, develop, evolve, and realize there is a world outside of her little bubble of sycophants who have no incentive to tell her the truth. An ability to tune things out is not the same thing as actually understanding criticisms that are made of you and being able to discern…

It's a more common attitude than you think. I hear it all the time. Offer a critique of somebody's favorite band or movie, "You're just jealous." Comment on somebody's dumbass performance, "You're just jealous."

So glad to know that anyone who disagrees with me is really just jealous. That is a good thing to have in my cap.

Pretty much.

She calls herself a "fashion blogger" and she's wearing *that* outfit for a photo shoot? Is her blog called "What Not to Wear?"

A black circle skirt, and a button up white top. Who cares?

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

This story really has been the most depressing, vision-of-a-terrible-dystopian-Handmaid's-Tale-future I have ever seen.

Uh, as far as I'm aware, mindfulness practice is an evidence-based psychological practice, which plays an important role in the very strongly supported dialectical behavior therapy, a treatment for borderline personality, treatment-resistant patients with multiple comorbidities, and patients struggling with suicidal…

In the most respectful way possible...UGH. First of all, Zen and mindfulness are not the same thing. It is misguided to conflate the two. One is a form of Buddhism and the other is a quality of attention. The fact that mindfulness is becoming "trendy" could be a really great thing. But it's important to really…

A+, Fitzsimmons. Excellent statement.

My marriage has been dead for years. Thanks for catching up .