A+, Fitzsimmons. Excellent statement.

My marriage has been dead for years. Thanks for catching up .

I just started watching that show. I like how the solution to all the problems is just to further bend your life to the cat's wishes.

I'm currently addicted to My Cat From Hell. I've never had a truly hellish cat so I don't know what lengths I would go to for a pet. But some of the people on that show are extraordinarily forgiving Like the Bengal that launches itself at it's owner's girlfriend's jugular every time she enters the room. I really…

So where can I buy Tom Hiddleston the man, instead of Tom Hiddleston the shoes?

How some weird fast food products make and others don't is one of the mysteries of the universe.

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

You know that Jesus is rolling his eyes and saying 'Bitch, please. They were right.'

This makes me want to buy all the Pantenes, except I think I probably have all of them in my shower already. It's too bad that this is probably too edgy and controversial for the US. (Did I really just type that? Is this the political state of our country right now???)

I wouldn't even consider it lying. I don't think my clothed appearance offers any promises about I'd look like naked - if I really thought that, I'd feel obligated to walk around in spandex all day so everyone can see the exact shape of my inner thighs. If someone happens to like the way I look clothed and doesn't…

His basic thesis: God says that women should shut up if they want boyfriends.

It's easy to be a rebel when you had like half a billion dollars in the bank account before you turned 18.

Color me not shocked whatsoever. A boy who physically assaulted a gay classmate in prep school grows up to be a man who makes fun of overweight people? A bully is a bully is a bully. They never grow out of it. Asshole4lyfe.

Don't most Mormons? I mean, say what you will about their wacky religion, but the food rules do keep most of them pretty fit, which means they aren't exactly sympathetic to the heathens whose sinning ways have landed them a few dozen pounds more.

So why doesn't she just hand out bags of low-sodium nuts or pomegranates or something that sends a healthy message? Or, much cheaper than that, she could just turn off her porch light and choose not to participate. But she wouldn't choose either of these options because her desire is to shame children for being…

Though I appreciate that you don't do anything to younger women, looking at the "must read" open letter to a "homewrecker" tells me everything I need to know about your site.

I'm all for live and let live, but I'm tired of these completely 0utside-of-the-norm "practices" with no proven benefits. It's just a pointless game of one-upmanship. That's the last thing we need as mothers—one more thing on the list of life where we fail because we're not doing it right.

If you want to do something, do it. But then don't go all faux science and pretend like you've found some glorious natural way of living that we've just all forgotten about.

Fun fact: this lady is an anti-vacciner. That's all you need to know on top of this hot mess.