This was a curiously satisfying article to read, and one of the better streamer profiles the site has done.

While I’m a bit turned off by the blatant racism, I applaud their excessive use of glory holes.

Let’s cut them some slack. All the years of persistent racism are finally paying off.

Definitely in my opinion one of the best games ever made. Top 3.

Nintendo should bundle every system with Super Mario World forever. Everyone should play it at some point. :)

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

That’s the argument I use with my wife.

That’s the argument I use with my wife.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

If your team falls apart like a crabcake, this is definitely true.

You get a star, and that’s it.

This Game is PACked with insanity. Am I right? High Five...Anyone?

Don’t give away the secrets of the ooze!

On his way to the Ninja Turtle NASCAR race, obviously.

Dude! You promised not to say anything, otherwise Bigfoot would leave.

That makes their continued litigious zeal somehow more palatable? I mean, I get what you’re saying here but at some point something’s gotta give.

I mean, Nintendo still makes great games with it’s properties and Sega hasn’t made a great Sonic game in years.

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Whatever the legal standing, it’s morally reprehensible. As was outting a gay man, no matter how big of a jerk he is.

That franchise mode or whatever it was called in 2K5 was ridiculously detailed and fun. I remember you could set up specific workouts and recoveries for players from week to week like giving them ice baths for 15 minutes. Not to mention all the alternate jerseys and the notion that Carmen Electra would actually play…

I haven’t bought a football game since NFL 2K5 because Madden still hasn’t caught up to where the 2K series was for fun.