So, in response for this subpar service as a comedy writer, I guess we can exert our own right and fire him by not listening to his bullshit anymore?

I don’t think Sedaris has ever fully grasped that he’s A) very rich and famous and B) in his sixties. So much of his humor is based on when he and his family were young that it’s like he’s scared to try to mature his outlook in case he can’t “make it funny.”

Thank you. To wonder why we can’t all get along dismisses the root of those differences: one group thinks all minorities and women are subhuman and one group doesn’t think that.

Covid19 is one of the most disappointing things ever. It did a really bad job of taking out the worst people, even though they’re in the high risk category.

I wish people would stop referring to “the” COVID vaccine since there are dozens in development and several in late stage clinicals and they don’t all “contain” the same active. There are different types of COVID vaccines, and each should be looked at individually. I am all for scrutinizing data - but that should be…

She could have shared those “questions” offline in her personal circles. No need to use one’s platform of millions of followers in this way. Celebrities want privacy, but also don’t want to be called out when they do batshit stuff on a public, optional platform.

You know what I would not like to put in my body? COVID-19. Unless there is actual, verifiable, proven negative side effects, I’m getting the vaccine ASAP. “Asking questions” should mean being interested in obtaining factual answers. Not gaslighting bullshit to reinforce your preconceived conspiracy theories.

It was a joke! seems to be the go to excuse for pretty much everything in Trumpworld. That, and “Jesus forgives me”.

Appoint him to head up the Florida Division of Elections?

It’s Florida. Governor Death Desantis will probably make him Attorney General or something.

Damn, I always forget to read the footnotes on these laws.

I used to work at a place where the owners constantly complained about the travails of lacrosse for their kids. Like, other parents would intentionally get their kids held back a year so they’d be better at lacrosse than the younger kids they were on a team with (but then more people started doing it, so it had…

I legit don’t know whether this is a deeply pathetic story or not, but years ago , on the day we were supposed to be getting married before my ex broke it off, I did go by myself for dinner to the fancy restaurant where we were going to be having dinner with our immediate families (it wasn’t going to be a big…

Look at Trump. He spent a couple years in NYC, then after a donation he went to Penn. He doesn’t care how it happened. He thinks he earned it. 

I read this article before the controversy. To the last point, I was struck but how thrilled I was reading about the failures of all these psycho helicopter parents ruining their children in an effort to validate their own narcissism, and constantly being faced with the reality that no amount of spit shine can save…

Despite having 9 blood aunts, countless ‘aunties’ and many friends who discuss Everything “...the conversation remains taboo...” and being smart, well-read and an overly-analytical worrier about endless possibilities, I Never.Even.Considered it could happen to me!

I am a big fan of cheesy vintage Christmas, or non-traditional holiday colors Christmas - like a hot pink Christmas tree! Anything that’s too Pottery Barn or Crate & Barrel or Magnolia leaves me cold.

It is almost unimaginable that Ghouliani has gone from ‘America’s Mayor’ to this .....pranked by Borat, pressers in front of a garage door, dripping hair dye... maybe that really is blood and he has an exterior brain bleed.

These are dark times when I have dredge up sympathy for a grifter exploiting at risk mothers.

But that doesn’t come with feeling vastly superior. Nor is it as comfy as sitting behind the computer and feeling like fighting the dark forces.

Too much work.