What a wonderful binge of movies this would be! I know what to queue up for the next snowy weekend.

Whenever I feel like I want to skip my workout for the day, I’m going to remember Ms. Willie Murphy and then get my ass to the gym.

I would watch the hell out of Craig Ferguson doing this.

OMG Christina Ricci gives me life in that movie.

I need to know who the black kitty with the firm grasp on the microphone above is, for REASONS. 

I saw the headline but didn’t put together at the time that this was the same bubbly fun young woman who was on Mythbusters when Kari Byron was on maternity leave. What a loss.

Red Kool-Aid. I legit thought I was dying. 

You had to go after Tastykakes? You monster.

Eh, Jason Garrett’s not such a bad guy. Reserve the hate for Jerry Jones. 

I was at a Wegmans’ this past weekend. The pumpkin beer and Halloween candy are already out. WTF. I may need to get my groceries delivered from now until October. 

Regina King absolutely wore it better

Man, if I were a musician, and I got picked to back up Paul McCartney? I wouldn’t stop grinning for a year.

After celebrating for 3 days, they had the biggest damn party in the middle of New York City by midday, they get on a plane to L.A., fly across the country, and get off LOOKING LIKE THAT.

The Bay is extremely realistic and thus creeped the hell out of me. But no love for The Last Exorcism? The acting is extremely good, and — up till the last 10 minutes or so — a really great film.

“Because I know something you don’t know.”

Take my star, you magnificent bastard.

Day drinking with Ina Garten is now one of my life’s goals.

Who will they get to play young Jon Moss? Gawd, he was a beautiful man.

“You’ll have to excuse him, he hasn’t slept since 1945.”

DAT FACE. I love her!