Grabby claw-stick or basket-on-a-stick.

And if they come back with, “Nothing, you should be able to manage this”?

:(

I have never, to this day, had a RetailMeNot coupon work. Do people have success with scoring deals from that website?

Oh, yeah that’ll do it. I take that way out to Lime Creek Road and raced a Ferrari there.

Where are you at, Lakeway?? I never see Bugattis here..

I fucking hate that drive because Post to Sweetwater is what I imagine the U.S. will look like after Russia and N. Korea decide they want to tango.

Totally worth $152k.

That Altima commercial especially pisses me off because I can't beat the goddamned thing in a highway pull.

If there’s one thing hipsters are good at, it’s finding great unknown food places. It is one of the only times I enjoy going to a coffee shop and talking to strangers.

I think I read most of the Destiny articles just for the shade y’all seem to include in the closing sentences of every one.

I’d take Lightning to my face. All day.

Oh, were you trying to help?

Everyone dog owner knows, in order to catch a dog that's off-leash, you make eye contact and then run away.

I don’t understand, can you explain?

Your point?

ughhhh. Disappointing.

Yeah, guess you got me on that technicality.

Orion beer.

For clarification, majority of Filipinos are of Catholic belief, so Manny’s backing of anti-contraceptive legislation falls in line with his constituents.