you sound so cool!!!

Craze. Having people consistently talk about your brand.

I thought the wristband thing was a pretty cool idea. Why didn't that ever work out?

I hardly see the connection of babies practicing procreation and the issue at hand.

And The Hunger Games copied Battle Royale. Man the fuck up, lawsuit troll.

What fun is being a vegetarian/vegan if you can't have the condescending attitude with it??

People would blast it for being a "Battlefield copy"

I mostly see it on the elliptical, but I agree on the treadmill part. Ain't nothin wrong with the tablet, maybe some people behind you will even like what you're watching!

If your cardio equipment has what I call the "phone ledge" like some I've seen in various gyms, bring a tablet. It's that small ledge in front of the HUD that people normally rest their mp3 players or phones on. Just make sure you have ample slack in your headphones or else you might pull your tablet down.

This is just what I needed. My current job only has an outdoor basketball court and my shins have been killing me as of late. This will be a life saver.

If there were children present, he may be branded a sex offender for indecent exposure to a minor.

If there were children present, he may be branded a sex offender for indecent exposure to a minor.

I really like the idea of that "unique identifier per dock" thing. That could be pretty cool (and could convince customers to buy more than one dock).

Because aside from people who don't just follow Apple for their technology news, no, this technology has not existed for years.

I knew people might be reluctant to talk, but that they're usually happy to accept a bottle of booze, rather than money, in exchange for their help.

Does the wetness of the sneaker produce more pain? Or no bruises? What is the significance of that?

Those are nice! They blow up themselves!

Explain this arrogance and exactly who "we" is.

I fuckin' agree with this fuckin' statement. Fuck.

My MacBook Air was a little over $1,000. My new iPad was $650 plus cost of a case, so about $700.