Chances
Chances
Chances

You missed Let The Right One In.

This is exactly my reaction. I’m suddenly hot for Harry.

*naked. Not wanked

I believe Dany will decide to execute Jon by dragonfire at some point, he’ll walk wanked out of the flames and she’ll be like “omigosh, Cousin! We should fuck.”

For years now I’ve refused medical treatment from anyone who isn’t a certified Doctress.

Now I want “vajazzled” to end up in the dictionary. Also see: “pejeweled.”

Having someone beat the shit out of a doctor: just bein’ Presedential in 2017!

I was totally gonna’ check out Drawn to Death but then I was like “waiiit a minute, Overwatch exists.”

I absolutely love HLD, but the affection is crushed under the disappointment of the dev announcing they were abandoning development of the Vita port (which Kickstarter backers paid for in a stretch goal) due to (studio head) Alyx Preston’s failing health... a week before they announced they were hiring for a big new

Look, it wasn’t her best set (or material), but I still got some laughs out of it.

I’m absolutely loving it so far. 90% of the time the writing fucking SPARKLES.

I’ve only met one really awful guy on PSN, and I’m in my late 90s. Pc wwith text chat is a whole other monster, from what I read.

I’m almost surprised how hyped I am for Severed. The indies on Vita this month have been pretty damned awesome. Risk of Rain, Axiom Verge, and now Severed and The Sun and Moon on Tuesday, not to mention Stranger of Sword City.

Yeah seriously. There are too many great games on the Vita to name, and it’s particularly awesome if you’re a JRPG and rhythm game fan. Even if you weren’t, its indie library is phenomenal.

No love for the SPECTACULAR animated version of Dark Knight Returns? It’s on Netflix, it’s hands-down my favorite Batman movie, and everyone in the world needs to see it. It tells Miller’s story better than Miller did (or could).

Darkest Dungeon represent!

You had me at Galak-Z.

Yeah... it always pissed me off that Kratos, a proud Greek man, was played by a black dude. Really gnawed at me.

I dreamt that I was making out with Bob, my Maine Coon. Things were getting pretty hot and heavy, moving into dry-hump territory when it hit me that it would be super-weird to have sex with my cat, because he’s a dude - and I don’t get with dudes.

I’ve spent more time with my Vita than any other platform in the past five years. Vanillaware, NIS, Gust, Koei Tecmo and more indies than I could ever play. Also, Vanillaware.