@Gambit09: Thank you.

Simple: the gaming industry is letting the English language, and gamers, down.

I guess it's time to stop holding my breath for another good LOTR game.

Unless there's going to be a MGS5 about Raiden or something, then maybe Kojima should oversee that. But if the Solid series is over, as I hope, then I'd like Kojima to move on. Let someone else take over the reins of a new Metal Gear series entirely.

@NoBullet: Yes, actually. I'd imagine they would have a hard time staying in business if nobody bought the games...

@Soul Cat Lives!: That's right, it's a LATE NIGHT SAUSAGE PARTY!

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Ramming it through the middle.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: So does that mean you get the pleasure of hearing such gems as: "It's a A-BOMB, from A-ROD!" or "You are on the Mark, Teixeira!"?

Do not blow this one, Brad Penny. I know you want to, but can't you show some restraint for one night?

@Bearcat44: ...But where did the lighter fluid come from?!!?

Awesome face-slide, Brett Cecil.

EA Nintendo Group Waking Up To Wii

@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: To be fair, both complete idiots and intelligent people visit 4chan. Maybe the idiocy is just more visible..

@vamusical: How dare you.

This could get awkward. Imagine when he someday reads the past Kotaku notes you're written about his childhood...

@ZombieTorre: It's not just power though, often times Ortiz is just failing to make decent contact on pitches he used to hit. Not saying he wasn't using, but that doesn't explain everything, either.

@Kid Canada: We all hate Boston, right?

@Cecil's Wielder: So it's settled, then. Soriano is a robot, incapable of emotion.

@TheHeeyyy: Look at him, he's so good at it!

I love the level of detail trying to explain what's going on, the status updates, and the honesty. It's like a complete 180 from, say, Rockstar where you have no idea if they're even alive.