Duckster, no one on the world wants to kidnap you.

Punches thrown: A lot

Would you say that you feel privileged to watch him play?

Samesies! We should totally hang out.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

At least post a REAL samurai.

Deadspin video really needs to get on this.

Look guy, I don’t take travel advice from a guy who kisses apes.

better economy and people than whatever Northern hellhole you’re from I bet

Can you please produce a montage of sad Ryan Mallet?

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.

I would also highly recommend this if you can find it. Its the way I did my first jump. Its a little more expensive and much more time consuming, but completely worth it in my mind. Also, while you’re there, do some static line jumps. They’re dirt cheap, and you can have a ton of fun fooling around with your…

You gotta admit, that Bojangles commercial is awesome.

Dang it, Jerry

Dave’s not here, man.

Just got the best image in my head of him selecting Andrew Luck first round and bragging about it to all the other guys.

Tebow has more playoff victories

The Griffin Curse ::

The League of Below-Ordinary Gentlemen

This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.