too many comments that this fucker caught the ball ... he did not catch the ball, he dropped it and picked it up off the ground ... he should be embarrassed.

The two assholes he high-fives after catching that ball are just as shitty. Especially the guy with the slicked-back hair and the glasses and the douchey-ass sideburns. Douchey sideburn asshole has a very clear view of that happened to the poor lady. But he doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit about anything besides…

Your math sucks.

Holy shit. I completely forgot Cingular was a thing. That invisible hand will choke you the fuck out and sell all your shit on Craigslist.

No. AT&T will just kill the DirecTV brand identity the way it killed the Cingular brand identity.

Anybody want to speculate about how this will change things?

The "only 20 of 24,800 respondents actually qualified" part is nonsensical. This isn't SEAL Team Six, it's the National Guard. What stringent qualifications could they possibly have?

Yeah, that sounded strange.

The problem is they're trying to create a narrative instead of merely reporting the facts.

The problem with the first photo is that it might cause viewers to think Kaepernick is suspected of having been a member of Kris Kross.

Good reminder that a green light just means it's legal to enter an intersection... not that it's necessarily safe to enter one.

Situational awareness, FTW. I never EVER roll through any intersection without keeping an eye on cross traffic.

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Why did they omit the Dodge Challenger R/T or 392? It better at least show up in a tank graphic in the near future or I'm effin shit up (with my Challenger).

Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

If covering birth control in an insurance plan is a burden on your religious beliefs just wait until you're stuck with the burden of all those female employees on maternity leave.

OK, let's try to come up with some loopholes here. If the rule really is just that the football can't be used as a prop, then couldn't a player technically dunk the football through the goal post as long as he first makes clear to the ref that his intent is not for the football to represent a basketball, but to remain…

This clearly has nothing to do with the Nets as this guy is shooting 50% from the field.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.