He's the man-child of Brian Wilson and Jayson Werth.

Pffffttt. YOU PEOPLE voted for Obama. This is what you get.

You know, it looks like this is not so much an attack on the crotch as the crotch is a casualty of brutal Photoshop to the thighs: Someone used a crude erase tool and just zig-zagged it up and down between her legs...

Well, they succeeded in their viral marketing campaign, now didn't they?

Just found this today and it's already relevant! Oh boy :)

You see bad photoshopping, I see a pair of bikini bottoms engineered to cover my errant upper thigh pubic hairs! Huzzah!

The person tasked with cutting out the hundreds of images on that page has obviously made a clipping mask around the model to create the white background,
then they scaled up the image, but accidentally unlinked the clipping mask from the image.
So the mask has stayed the same size, but the image has scaled up, so they…

Yikes. Waxing is painful enough; now we have to go to scooping?

I see Slenderman's daughter has a successful modeling career.

You laugh, but the photoshop job was outsourced to an emerging economy country; the worker had to tweak 3000 images in 4 hours for $25. Ahhh, the magic of freelance.

He's not saying she is wrong or anything is inaccurate, it just seems like poor form to have the spouse of someone involved write the story. From what I can tell, Deadspin has the first significant coverage of what happened, why needlessly bring the story's credibility into question?

List of Liszts, Ranked:

Did he get paid for this?

1. Milk and Honey Original Café Mix

Jeepers. The mere fact that Cheerios is above Honey Nut Cheerios is enough to indict this list, let alone everything fucking else.

This list just proves that you are pro-Taliban.

937. Ape Nuts

What is it with people and Grape-Nuts? It's like some sort of weird cult: people defend that shit to the death but when hard-pressed I've met very few people who can adequately explain why they like them

this list is bad because my favorite cereal is too low/not on the list.