I guess even security doesn't want to tackle in the Pro Bowl.

I've gotta fact check that. I'll head to the library at lunch and check the reference materials.

I can't believe the Vikings hired George Zimmer. I still can't get over him dropping "You're gonna like the way we look. I guarantee it." at the press conference.

The fact that you only see one Challenger for every 1000 Mustangs and Camaros is my favorite part of ownership. The car stands out. Mustangs? Every douchebag in the state has two of em.

I think people will buy it solely because it's called the "Hellcat." That is totally and completely bad ass.

Power is not the problem with this car.

I love the front fascia.....but a 'Cuda, you say? Hmmmmmmmmmm....I like.

I'd choose the challenger all the way.

Viper V10
C'mon Dodge, you did it once before and you can do it again.

"640? That's cute. Now go on a diet."

It would really solve all problems.

I'm normally unfairly anti-Mopar, but I think the Challenger is far and away the best looking of the Detroit Muscle Gang.

VIPER MOTOR!

I'm not sure what part of that made the guys from Century 21 come in and try to sell her a house.

Nope, but here's some data. Mark Fidrych's father Paul was my 6th grade teacher.

Sure, they may be sad now, but the nice thing about living in Alabama is that you have two good teams to root for. I bet there's a smile on their faces after Auburn's win on Monday!

Relevant:

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

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By FO's measure, Chris Johnson, Doug Martin, Ray Rice, CJ Spiller and MJD are all not only worse than the very mediocre Richardson, but significantly worse. Ray Rice is the 2nd worst running back in the league with at least 50 carries by DYAR. Basically, it all boils down to this: does anyone want to trade with me in…