And judges! Find out who they were appointed by! If it was a notorious sh*t bag, then out they go! 

Well they’re failing. Republican donors’ goal was to force women into breeding an army of cheap labor and that plan has gone right down the toilet.

So, what should be done with the millions of acres these plantations exist on? How about free housing for the descendants of the enslaved who lived there?

Actually its other rich white people. 

The next afternoon, Zipco was still interested in hiring Hurd, but she was disappointed to find out the gig only paid $100 a week for four shifts, each between six and 10 hours. It wasn’t enough to pay bills, though Jeanne Hurd also worked at a coffee shop and figured the experience and exposure would be worth…

“TransitCenter, one of the most prominent national organizations, argues that transit riders are happy to pay for transit as long as it’s better..”

So did you buy it or what?

Imagine the Thanksgiving visit you would have had in 2016... a mere 2 weeks after the 2016 election.

I had a highschool teacher tell us, “You think these are the worst years of your life....surprise, kids! You’ll look back on your childhood and realize they’re the best.”

It’s a gimmick to sell tires.

some people use others as emotional tampons. they only hang around when they want to vent but never want to hear about your problems or triumphs or feelings. 

mail glitter to your enemies

I stand up because I need to return the blood circulation to my legs. 

Marty McFly’s cowboy costume is only $45.00

Vanna White is sequined evening gowns with thigh slits.

It’s what the rest of the country calls “Garden Party” but with designer sunglasses...and the collar unbuttoned while you lean against something casually in front of some nice scenery.

pajamas, gizmodo media is work from home sort of gig. 

It seems sort of like a “If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry” situation to me. 

My ovaries died fairly swiftly around my 40th birthday however I am still haunted by the knowledge that most of the women in my family have had change-of-life surprise babies at ages women are not supposed to get pregnant.

I think it’s more like an attempt at gallows humor; equal parts horrifying and hilarious.