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So did you buy it or what?

Imagine the Thanksgiving visit you would have had in 2016... a mere 2 weeks after the 2016 election.

I had a highschool teacher tell us, “You think these are the worst years of your life....surprise, kids! You’ll look back on your childhood and realize they’re the best.”

It’s a gimmick to sell tires.

some people use others as emotional tampons. they only hang around when they want to vent but never want to hear about your problems or triumphs or feelings. 

I stand up because I need to return the blood circulation to my legs. 

Vanna White is sequined evening gowns with thigh slits.

It’s what the rest of the country calls “Garden Party” but with designer sunglasses...and the collar unbuttoned while you lean against something casually in front of some nice scenery.

pajamas, gizmodo media is work from home sort of gig. 

It seems sort of like a “If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry” situation to me. 

My ovaries died fairly swiftly around my 40th birthday however I am still haunted by the knowledge that most of the women in my family have had change-of-life surprise babies at ages women are not supposed to get pregnant.

I think it’s more like an attempt at gallows humor; equal parts horrifying and hilarious. 

BUT HER EMAAAAAAAILLS!!!!

He’s been assholish since forever. 

Against his will? Since when do we ask criminals if they would like to be prosecuted?

Update: they have charged someone with the crime.

About 15 years ago I used to go to the same restaurant for lunch. Wonderful food and beautiful desserts. I always passed on dessert.