You're just a nurse, all you do is take orders from doctors.

I mean this sincerely: there is no way to say the phrases "I will argue against the servers" and "think these servers need to suck it up," without being an AWFUL human being.

It's a classist bullshit statement based on being superior, arrogant, and cluelessly self-righteous. Sounds pretty fucking Republican to me.

Nah.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

That face is so punchable.

The headline loaded first and when the picture popped up I was like "well, that's exactly what I expected him to look like." Sometimes stereotypes are mind-blowingly accurate.

Hey Dionne!

I hear ya, not all bandwagoners, though every city has its share. It's the defensiveness that bothers people.

The fans didn't run Theo and Francona out of town after 2011. The ownership did.

I cannot support that last paragraph enough: if you're one of those people who's obsessed with planning a wedding with no spouse in sight, JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY. You don't need this Marry Yourself nonsense, or to latch onto someone you won't be happy with. I repeat: JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY.…

Martha Stuart is the queen of come back, shaking off the haters, and being glamorous. Love her.

Really? I thought people called her out on it all the time...

If everyone kept asking me about my ex-husband ten years later, I'd lose my shit.

So, being shitfaced is a defense if you are the one doing the raping, but if you were raped and had been drinking its your fault? Drinking as a guy = can't be guilty of rape; drinking as a girl = asking to get raped? Please excuse me while I bash my head against my desk.

Can't wait for CNN's groundbreaking coverage about the ruinous end to two promising young men's lives.

Batey's attorney said he was "very inebriated" that night and that he "had a blackout,"

There is nothing I would rather do than go to this dealership, spend all day on a Saturday with a salesperson who needed the commissions the most (two months late on mortgage payment type need the commission) do test drives, agree verbally to purchase a $65K Expedition, have them write up all the paperwork, then at…

I love the part where they say "1 in 3 members of any congregation have participated in an abortion."

Participated? How so? Did you pass the doctor the instruments, or does sitting at home and watching Highlander reruns, eating Cheetos and not thinking about the procedure that the woman you impregnated is currently…