At first I thought it was a picture of Lisa Bonet. I'm showing my age.

"Men aren't emotional, except when they are, and when they are, anything and everything they do is understandable and okay."

Seriously? This is a story about a notorious stalker who was considered "harmless" by his superiors, yet you're most disturbed by the actions of Morrow (who's now a widower, btw)? Jesus, get a grip.

Ketchup can be on eggs.

until you said lobster, I thought you were talking about a friend I've known for 20+ years.

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

There is no fucking way that Hefner didn't know his good pal Cosby was drugging and assaulting women. There is NO WAY. Fuck him, fuck Camille, fuck whoever kept Cosby rolling in quaaludes for 40 years, fuck ALL these people.

He proudly returned to his fellow Lords of the Flies and proclaimed, "Chuck E.'s a girl! And she's got tits like THIS!" making the (in)appropriate gesture most commonly associated with such a statement.

He's not wrong about them both being crimes. But he can get fucked if he thinks having words you wrote released to the public is as bad as having photos of your naked body leaked to the public.

a mutually faithful monogamous relationship in context of marriage is the expected standard of human sexual activity,

It's always been the GOP plan.

If you are a not a police officer, I thought the generally accepted rule was to not pull a gun unless you intend to use it. The fact that it's opposite for police officers is pretty striking. It's a gun, not a security blanket.

That's a great story. You made the right call. He's a keeper but it's best to make the decision to keep him when you're not under duress.

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up:

So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…

I think we can all agree that Jameis Winston is a fucking POS idiot.

Ugh, shut the fuck up. You're not a victim. You're a terrible person who got away with being terrible on the backs of everyone else's incompetence.

I'm incredibly impressed with this accuser. They've done everything to discourage, smear, and intimidate her and she's still going forward. Kudos.

No offense to Taylor, who looks nice in a Dynasty kind of way, but this picture (from the link) is why I can't buy bras from Vicki's anymore. They don't make any that don't come preloaded with knockers. "Increase 2 Cup Sizes Instantly!" How about just support the plenty-big-enough girls I already have in something…

can't stop laughing at "Igloo Australia"