Just 313k from Kuwait? SERIOUSLY, GUYS!?

Yes, but it won't kill you. That's my point.

Where are the rules for this race that I was promised in the headline?

Holy shit. That pic is like facing a line-up of ugly hook-ups from college.

22" wheels on a Mustang?

Comes standard with an automatic? It's a 1350 dollar option, skippy. Check your rhetoric at the door. And if your dreams don't include the ability to run with cars three times the price, your "dream car" list probably has little to do with performance.

Ah yes, because if you want a Corvette, clearly it's because you live in a trailer park.

the racing GT always reminded me of a catfish with its wide body and wide low and square intake

There's also a good alternative.

Because that was largely scripted destruction. It may look dynamic, but it isn't.

:MUNCH: :MUNCH: :MUNCH:

Quoting myself because related:

I can get a decent SVX on craigslist for a couple grand. What other cars are all of those things you listed for the same price in decent shape? There are thousands of cars that are fast and handle great, and if that is all you care about then great. But the SVX is a unique design and a fun quirky car. For people…

Patrick, these cars are unlike anything I've ever driven. I've had ten of them, but got out of the game back in 2010, when I sold my 1992 Claret SVX that was equipped with a 5-speed conversion. You guys had it on NPOCP back then. Still miss that car.

I'll have to drive it before I give it the official thumbs up, but the design looks much better sorted than the current "COCAINE MAKES EVERYTHING AMAZING" look of the current generation.

You missed it. There were three states mentioned in the article, and two of them are decidedly east coast. Dummy.

I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE!

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It looks like a Citroën DS knocked up a kei car.

I drive one every day and I'm quite alive. Well, ok, it's probably not 900 crank hp, I have no way of knowing. But it's puts down just north of 750 whp every time I've had it on the dyno. So that's pretty close to 900 crank.