Another look would've saved my fender at least.

Need for hardtop: confirmed. Pleh pah pffft hair in my mouth yecch.

Yes, hawt. I looks like a less bulgey wee AC Cobra.

With rabbits, it's pretty simple: don't put a male and female together for too long unless they've had a little snip-snip from the vet. Miatas? Get one and others just appear. It's like they reproduce asexually, dividing like roundy little amoebas.

Not liking the nose. The combination of the high fender line and extremely short front overhang make it appear smooshed or cut-off and while the rake of the back window complements the rake of the windshield, echoed in the door, fender vent and rear quarter panels, the blunt nose runs counter to the flow of the rest…

Mmm, crackly.

It's very bulbous.

I'm sure you'd know.

They care not for sheet metal.

It must be difficult going through life as such a miserable sourpuss.

Nice, thanks.

Cool, thanks.

Now I want a copy of that cocktail diagram in the background of the map graphic!

Proctologist woulda been funnier.

My thoughts exactly. The driver can just wear an iPod playing "Valkyries" if he needs that to get off and let us just enjoy the music of the symphonic cylinders.

It all seems specifically designed to offend the brand loyalists out there. Case in point, comment 1 on this image, which popped in before I finished writing my comment.

What the heck is wrong with you? Just drive the 'Rover instead of the Roller. Geez, some people...

N. American, I was thinking. I also think I would be afraid to drive a Pontiac Bonneville (of any year) as fast as it would go.

Has anyone ever taken a Pontiac Bonneville to Bonneville? How fast is the world's fastest Bonneville?

That's a good one. Would you consider buying a "Chevy Ignominy" or try to impress the Joneses with your brand new "Chevy Anonymity"? I think GM had been on an opposite-slang streak with some their names.