Truckers who spend all day every day on the road have intimate knowledge of how traffic works and how people act in various circumstances. The other day we were waiting at a railroad crossing by an Amtrack station that was keeping the barriers down because the train had to stop near the crossing, so we had to wait…

Well, Cimarron it's not.

There's an auto-fellatio joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going any closer than this to it.

White bread in VA. Naturally.

The auto industry has been globalizing for decades. Virtually all cars contain parts from overseas regardless of what country they're assembled in.

I've never heard "punch buggy" before today. It's always been "slug bug". I wonder if it's a regional thing like soda vs. pop.

What kind of knuckle-dragging micro-cephalic calls it "punch buggy"? That is without question the single most preposterously depraved bit of sadism I have ever heard.

The only thing to do.

That's the domestic model. Has clippers for teeth, prehensile curling barbels and "salivates" styling gel and mousse.

Y'all are both wrong, it's a Siamese Tiglynx.

The robo-horse-a-saurus: Perfect conveyance for the Roman centurion/superhero/swashbuckler on the go!

Wow, so capes are gonna be back in style!? I can look like the Roman centurion/superhero/swashbuckler I've always known I was!

Besides four years, you mean?

Have you been hitting the pipe yourself? It would have been very difficult to put go-bits from a '91 into any car in '87.

Yes, I'm kidding.

I saw most of the first one, a bit of the second and little pieces of most of the others. Nothing about any of these incomplete viewings has altered my initial evaluation. These are movies I have no wish to watch. Dumb dialogue, overwrought acting and bizarre stunts a smashed together with flashes and loud noises...I…

Yay! His car is old!

Please. I like cars not trash.

I make no comment on the enjoyability of the flick (I haven't seen it), I merely offer an explanation of how the stunt was done as a significant deviation from reality.

Thought it went without saying that if a car is in an F'n F movie it's lowered.