Oh, that whole dang soundtrack is gold.

Ah, you were just dazzled by the naked chick on a motorbike.

I'll just plant a link to the "Worst Movie Cars..." conversation. http://jalopnik.com/this-is-either…

Yeah, saw that after I posted. I'll see about planting a link to this conversation.

Well crap. Fooled by a knockoff.

This is either best or worst. Can't decide.

Because speed, man! Yeesh.

They got it wrong. It's "...a diamond car wit' de plat-num wheels."

Saw the headline, deliberately didn't watch it.

The City just hasn't been the same since his passing.

Because despite Pirates of the Caribbean rollicky fun makes it seem otherwise, real piracy is nasty business. I mean, purple interior? That's some sick shizz. And we have no idea how many innocents have gotten their booties pillaged on that chunk of foam rubber in the back. It might give Blackbeard the willies.

Except that sometimes YOLB. (You Only Live Briefly - As in, you're gonna die early if you keep doing stupid shit.)

This is a refreshing break from the norm for Subaru. It makes one wonder what else they could pull out of their boxers. Is it just me or anyone else like to see Subaru turbocharge their H6 engine and plop it into an AWD, mid-engine two-seater? That seems like it would be a scream.

Well, it is prettier than the old car-strangled spanner at least. (Cheers, Herb Caen!)

The happiest box on the 'ring.

Neighbors still say it gets too hot in their building from reflected heat, but they're largely resigned to it.

Dangit Travis, it ain't no friggin hot-rod! Curse your hater-baiting! There's plenty of perfectly good reason to hate on overblown SUVs. First, they're almost always driven by douchey self-important guys with more money than balls who justify the obscene purchase to their wives by saying they can carry the kids and…

That is sooooo obnoxious.

Please see: fire (kill it with).

Yep, I've always liked the Vixen.