“Okay, get this. For the sequel we do Galactus!”

Yes. Sticking to something you just can’t do right no matter how many times you redesign it is a sound strategy that all businesses should follow.

Buy hey, we finally get to customize the way the trainer looks!

The Dyson blockade is not a tactic for weak armies.

The moment that he discovers he can run on water is one of the best moments in any super hero movie.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

“the live-action version is scheduled for two years after that”

But seriously, don’t fuck the genetic abomination.

My god, that was terrible, unfunny, and a complete waste of time.

OMG your right, the time is now right for a live action sonic the hedgehog movie, with sandler cast as sonic.

No way. Allison Scagliotti for the win.

Seconded so hard. I’m usually capable of keeping my dislike of crappy movies pretty lighthearted— after all, no matter what they do in a reboot, I’ll always have the original, right?

One of the most insulting moments in the history of genre cinema. It sealed my hate for Lindelof, possibly forever.

Joke ———————————->

I’ve had an idea for a reinterpretation of the Lion King for a while, thought I’d finally share it here.

Human thinks: Lately she’s been hanging around my dog outside.

Oh, we know...

Vader was the product of a virgin birth—or at least that’s what his mother told him. He probably thinks that’s how babies are made.