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"Bitch, please."

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

Exactly. What did she expect? A minute of free shopping? Did she want the manager to grovel at her feet?

It's some gross customer [or the complainer herself; I don't take anything for granted anymore] who did this, not the employees. She should be happy with her 30% off.

Understandably shaken, Pauline asked to speak to a manager, who pulled her aside and gave her some hand sanitizer and a 30% off coupon. No one took her name down, no one offered to follow up with her.

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

Yup, and if you go to the interview where Woody showed the Valentine, he also gives the "I could have been a child molester a bunch of times, if I had wanted to. Why would I have chosen that moment?!" excuse which gives me the creepies.

I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

Right? I'm not a violent person, but this shit would be enough to make me snap.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

As a kid, I never understood my dad's hatred for him and why he'd never let me watch any of his movies. Now I get it. Thanks, Dad!

This killed me, "Have you forgotten me?"

My son died in September. Forever 6 years old. Fuck cancer, man.

God forbid someone takes a personal tragedy and turns it into a positive vehicle for justice. How dare she.

That reporter sounds like an asshole to me.

I wish she had said, "No, I won't answer your question, because it's fucking dull as hell and no one cares. I don't even care, and the question is about me."

Girls named Cricket are frequently young and /or restless.

I've always hated the idea of zoos. It's like we've trapped all these wild animals together in a park in a very large city, and they're paying us back with all these horrible smells.

I'm really hoping she doesn't. I love Nigella. This sounds like a terrible movie, and I'll never watch it.