This deserves its own comment, hope no one minds. But how could you, when it's Chris Pratt and his adorable baby boy.
"Shamon!" is my favourite thing to yell at people. For all occasions.
THAT'S THE CORRECT USE OF NONPLUSSED!
I'm so happy I could all-caps myself.
He can't put his finger on it, either :(
As a fat person, I'm not surprised. I mean, any time there is an article here or anywhere about say, plus sized fashion, you get legions of people who think that letting fat people have nice things and pretty clothes and not telling them every minute that they are disgusting, lazy, pieces of shit just encourages them…
She is an asshole, an asshole and an asshole. Give them healthy treats if you want to send a good message. Kids can sense these things and will give them complexes later in life. I was a chunky little kid (and I mean slightly chunky, not obese by FAR) and I remember always being a "problem" to my mom and my dad even…
My cousin Claire is essentially a brunette version of Gwyneth Paltrow, right down to the fat-shaming, macrobiotic monomania and $200 cashmere socks. She gives out mini boxes of All-Bran cereal to trick-or-treaters in her fabulously wealthy Toronto neighbourhood, I shit you not.
If I leave now and drive really fast, allowing for time to stop at Costco for the biggest egg carton they have, I can probably be in Fargo before midnight tomorrow. Who's coming with me?
At first I thought I would never, but I heard a friend tell of when her husband held her hair and her hand when she miscarried in the toilet. Apparently this was an hours-long process and she was in agony, because it passed before she could take the pain pills. Since then, I think that's true love right there.
I'm not saying he's a vile, victim-blaming, worthless excuse for a human being, but knowing the facts....
bloated pos.. hate that guy and his smug face.
What scares me as a European, is that the most powerful economy in the world is ruled by some terrifyingly idiotic and incompetent legislators. Watching this whole debt ceiling crisis unfold, which if not solved wouldn't just ruin your guys' economy but drag us right down there with you, has been very uncomfortable. I…
I'm pretty sure I casually whip out "you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole" on a regular basis so this is basically the greatest part of my week right here. Also, we haven't addressed the exquisitely accurate picture of Peter Griffin behind them.
Please understand I am saying this without a shred of sarcasm: It gives me such joy to start a Wednesday morning with news of my evil overlord Martha throwing shade at GOOP. Never change, Martha!
"If I can do it, you can do it," is a problematic thing to say under any circumstances. It's so arrogant. People have different motivations, priorities, skills, personalities and experiences. Get over yourself. Other people are not you, and - hard to believe, I know - may not even want to be.
"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."
Someone help me here.
Was "Elisabeth Hasselbeck acting as the 'voice of moderation'" the fifth or the sixth sign of the Apocalypse? Or the eighth? I can't recall.
I've forgotten my mythology . . . .
I dunno what is more concerning. The fact that he things everyone from south of Texas grew up on tacos...or the fact that he is literally asking her how to put ingredients in a taco. I mean, I know his IQ is probably like 65, but...it's a taco. Not a souffle.
This is the same buffoon that calls the Affordable Care Act "the most insidious law in the history of man." Right. Worse than Jim Crow. Worse than slavery. Worse than rounding up all Japanese. The worst law ever is one that provides access to health care for all Americans and not just rich white male Americans.
I saw…