CelesteRat
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CelesteRat

It was obviously intentional. I couldn’t tell if he was in the studio when they all were dancing to Springsteen.

A disgusting bigot vs. Fox. It’s impossible to choose a side in this one!

You left out Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.

That’s just as bad as Chutney.

There is a couple that are looney Chicago Cubs fans & they named their kid “Clark Addison”!

They’re also useless in Chicago, due to the humidity, which is often, just like Texas, with dew points above 75! For much of the summer in the city, the morning low is 75 & if it gets into the high 90s, the morning low is 90!

Amazing that you wrote this article & never once mentioned the most infamous false rape accusation of the last 40 years. That of a woman named Cathleen Crowell, later Webb, who falsely accused a mope named Gary Dotson of raping her, because she was afraid her boyfried had gotten her pregnant. He spent six years in

There’s that little problem where people with phenylketonuria shouldn’t use it, which you failed to mention. Not many of them, but you still should have written about it.

There is only one problem with the Bears & her name is Virginia McCaskey. The only cure for her is death! Then maybe those wretched children of hers will start fighting amongst themselves & the team will be sold to some idiot billionaire who will actually care about winning, instead of cashing checks from the NFL!

You do know that the majority of us don’t use or give a fauck about Twitter?

Decades ago, Twiggy was in Chicago & was in a limo with a reporter & while crossing the Chicago River, which is maybe 200 feet wide, asked the reporter: Is that Lake Michigan? There were letters over the next week asking if that was true & it was.

I’ve never heard that before.

I haven’t seen it, I don’t have cable. But those I know that did see it said it was just boring & turned the channel by the 15 minute mark.

That’s exactly the problem!

It’s so bad, that if all your closet relatives died, that would still be better than “Into The Woods”!

Why would anyone want to see that depressing mess?

I’m not surprised that only the voice is used of the “Where’s The Beef” lady. Clara Peller died 28 years ago! But her sister is still around & lives in a friend’s building in Chicago. They sound similar.

That looks like Aurora.

1. You know nothing about Jews or how they identify themselves.

Really? If Israel wanted to, they could roll over Gaza in a few days & wipe them out, but they choose not to, because they don’t want to be like Hamas, no matter how many times you & your fellow travelers will say that.