I thought she’s a ginger?

I’ve always preferred Allison Stokke.

Because there are a huge number of people who believe that when they delete an email, it disappears forever. They flat out don’t understand that every email server that it passed through & there might be a dozen that might have a copy of it for months if not years!

Actually, it should be “bashing my head into the concrete”. When are people going to learn the difference between the two? ;)

I wonder how much it cost to fix the race.

Ceiling fans don’t do shit for high humidity, like when the dew point is over 70 as it will be from the Gulf all the way north into Wisconsin, Illinois & Michigan much of the summer. That’s why the South was a backwards disaster until the 1960s, when cheap A/C came into being.

You’re an idiot! The fact is that Fahrenheit makes far more sense in measuring human comfort! Zero is the lowest we can easily protect ourselves by wearing heavy clothes & 100 is the highest we can take without dying. Celsius is great for scientific work, but not for general weather reporting.

I can’t wait to watch John Oliver drink Bud Light Lime next Sunday night.

So you’re so religious that your soul is being pinched, not your soles?

That’s because any time with Jimmy Fallon is a waste.

That looks like a bad version of a younger Jackie Kennedy.

The wax Anne Hathaway looks more real than the real Anne Hathaway!

Will Brillo also clean your pots & pans? Will Armaly Brands, the company that owns Brill-O sue Google for trademark infringement?

We were required to write one in 8th grade in Chicago. That was 1963!

Moshe Dayan would not have looked so tough & cooool if he had a glass eye!

No, this is even better, as it holds the clippings.

Three cheers for the bull: Ole, Ole, Ole!

There used to be a Salvation Army hospital for pregnant women, mostly older teen girls, on the NW Side of Chicago [near Foster/Pulaski]. Almost all the women were from rural parts of other Midwest states, where the conservative views made it impossible for them to stay there through their pregnancies & then having the…

It can be fatal to the woman. From the Mayo Clinic site: “An ectopic pregnancy can’t proceed normally. The fertilized egg can’t survive, and the growing tissue might destroy various maternal structures. Left untreated, life-threatening blood loss is possible.”

Just ask Rick Santorum for what to buy!