That’s because any time with Jimmy Fallon is a waste.

That looks like a bad version of a younger Jackie Kennedy.

The wax Anne Hathaway looks more real than the real Anne Hathaway!

Will Brillo also clean your pots & pans? Will Armaly Brands, the company that owns Brill-O sue Google for trademark infringement?

We were required to write one in 8th grade in Chicago. That was 1963!

Moshe Dayan would not have looked so tough & cooool if he had a glass eye!

No, this is even better, as it holds the clippings.

Three cheers for the bull: Ole, Ole, Ole!

There used to be a Salvation Army hospital for pregnant women, mostly older teen girls, on the NW Side of Chicago [near Foster/Pulaski]. Almost all the women were from rural parts of other Midwest states, where the conservative views made it impossible for them to stay there through their pregnancies & then having the…

It can be fatal to the woman. From the Mayo Clinic site: “An ectopic pregnancy can’t proceed normally. The fertilized egg can’t survive, and the growing tissue might destroy various maternal structures. Left untreated, life-threatening blood loss is possible.”

Just ask Rick Santorum for what to buy!

Congress needs to transfer them to the Marines for support to both Army & Marines infantry.

And next year, it will all go back to the past where Lois is too stupid to figure out that Clark is Superman.

Seriously?

I’m able to justify the Costco membership just by the jars of pickled herring I buy. It’s at least $3-$4 cheaper there per jar than any grocery on sale. I buy 3 jars every 2 months & that covers the difference.

No one that looks like Karlie Kloss or Jessica Pare is a nerd. Not now, not ever!

I’m not surprised as all the DNA city sites have bannered this for days. I wonder how much Target paid the Ricketts family for that.

I prefer his review of “North”: “I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained…

WOW! Maury Povich can get a couple weeks of shows out of her!

Oh boo fucking hoo!