You list a half dozen hot dogs but not classic Chicago dogs which are easily the best anywhere?

To Barry Petchesky:

I'm waiting for the book because Carson fired Bushkin as his lawyer out of nowhere, I think after he retired from the show. For decades he joked about "Bombastic Bushkin".

Why are so many people getting general anesthesia for tooth removal? When my wisdom teeth had to go, I had a local each time & then just got on the bus & went home!

Several years ago, when both Mariotti & Telander were at the Chicago Sun-Times, both were writing about this moron on the Bears who was in some criminal trial. Now there was a court order barring him from possessing any firearms, but this pinhead was found with one in his home & he was arrested. For some reason, both…

Do you actually think anyone is going to watch a 60 Minutes rerun?

This is who they should be looking for, the star of Vanishing Point!

So DC cops drive their boats like Chicago cops drive their police cars!

As far as I know, over serve means not to give someone visibly drunk any more booze. Now some people don't look drunk when they are, but those laws have been upheld & there have been bars & restaurants hit with huge damages in civil suits besides losing their liquor licenses.

A couple of decades ago, Judge Wapner had a case where a driver crunched the side of another car because the driver was following a third person's hand signals to get through a tight space. Wapner ruled that the driver was totally at fault because it's their responsibility to be aware of how & where their car is going…

Except that most states have a "Dram Shop Act" that makes the bar & bartender liable if he over serves someone & they cause a wreck.

I make my own ice tea at home. 3 quarts of tea & 16 Sweet n Low packets & 16 Equal packets. Really sweet & zero sugar. That's the equivalent of 64 teaspoons of sugar!

1. I've read that good old Mormon Utah is #1 for porn.

I remember that on the Apollo missions, the crew was given a bunch of gold coins to use if they ended up in the wrong part of the world so they could buy their way out of there.

Marfa can go fuck itself for all I care.

I'm just wondering how you read a 3 year old post.

Years ago when I actually went to the Usenet, there were a few trolls posting crap to the couple of groups I followed. Everyone said, don't feed the trolls, but I realized that by reading their crap, I could use it against them, which I did. It took several weeks, but a few others joined in attacking the trolls & they…

All of the Bears problems can be summed up with one word: "McCaskey"

But there's nothing illegal with him selling his autographs, it's just against the totally corrupt NCAA's rules, which violate every student athlete's civil right to earn a living!

How much is the federal gas guzzler tax on these monstrosities?