Your shoe has more common sense than the other Sarah Palin.

I had a gym teacher named Hugo Pretzel.

The penny farthing bicycle [another name for high wheel bikes] was the symbol of The Village in the show The Prisoner. All the stores, vehicles, goods & even the number badges had a penny farthing bike painted on them, except The Village's bike symbol had a fringed canopy on the top.

You are Number 6 & I'm the new Number 2 & I'm sending a Rover to force you back to The Village!

He's just ripping off what Universal did back in the fifties when they reused the chase scene from WC Fields' "Never Give A Sucker An Even Break" in an Abbot & Costello picture.

This verdict is going to upend the business of a lot of jury consultants, who always say women are more sympathetic than men to a defendant.

At his impeachment trial, he was also permanently banned from any elective or appointed office in Illinois. That can't be overturned by any court.

She wants to be known for her racket, not her rack.

The feds aren't smart enough for this!

But Steves only does his fanny pack clad terrorism in European cathedrals & fancy cafes.

Stupid hoaxers!

The ultimate in irony would be Harold Camping dies at exactly 6PM Pacific Time today.

Lithium isn't a heavy metal, it's the lightest metal & the lightest solid.

It's all fake!

Why was Trump even allowed to do it in the first place?

That was my first thought also.

I know dogs can be art critics.

Chicago has a huge semi-abandoned freight tunnel system that's now used for power & communication cables.

It also explains a lot about why Nicole Kidman is such a jerk.