@RandomHookup: That woman is no Fanne Fox!

@rick23: This is actually a relatively famous incident in his life

That reminds me of the time in the 1960s, Groucho Marx was returning to the US. He had a fight with his wife on the plane.

@Gay Bash: HaHa

There are rumors in Chicago that Guiliana is on the short list to replace Oprah.

@Sphinx797: Neither does anyone else.

@darkmstr: The fools at the ACLU should have started with the Illinois courts & the state constitution.

The law is unconstitutional & violates both the US & Illinois constitutions.

@BadSister: So you supply The Gap or stores like it.

1. I don't see how a can of pop could be totally cooled that fast. Just because the outside is cold, doesn't mean the entire volume has been cooled.

I'm thoroughly baffled as to why all the sportswriters are so damn self-righteous about PEDs.

@rek: Finally!

Exactly how did it remain sealed up during the Nazi occupation of WWII?

Sounds like a total ripoff of Pamela Sargent's 'The Shore of Women'

@BlueBeard: Back in the 1960s, I had silver colored pistachios.

With a really good lawyer, the "Eat Kids" guy would have a fascinating case on both 1st & 14th Amendment grounds.

Here's the E Coli plate.

The health inspector for Crystal Lake, Ill: E COLI

He must have just returned from Britain. Their signs are flat out baffling.

@bombastinator: It was my understanding that anyone could develop it as long as they could fig ure out how to remove the jet black backing from it, which has to be scrubbed off in total darkness.