Hachiko, a ripoff of Disney's "Greyfriar's Bobby" from 1961.

@hortense:

They also have a snake catalog.

@sacapuntas:

To be slightly serious here, five bucks sounds like an awfully expensive whore for the 1850's!

@lfw1031:

@rawtoast:

I was going to say it would be wonderful if somebody would cut off Ann's balls!

As a nerd, I'd rather have the printer.

The FBI spent millions looking for Hoffa's body.

Why even pay for the paper?

Her large, obviously fake breasticles say that she found her plastic surgeon with the advice of Victoria Beckham.