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There might be an app for jail-broken that makes it impossible to turn off without a code or such.

If it's off or has no signal it doesn't work.

iPhone 4?

People bitched when they removed the sim card remover.

Now make a cheaper one with a regular rock, cause damn that watch is sexy.

There's better rapper's than Lupe, just cut off the radio.

Impostor 8o

Also you can get an unopened one box include on e-bay for less than $20.

I have no clue what either of those places are.

Bragging about stealing doesn't make you cool.

Is there a website where I can read more about this great conspiracy?

Terrible troll is terrible

It increases Tourism.

Think you might mean cocked and loaded.

I thought Jesus finally came out of the closet.

He's a business man and would have nothing to gain by opening fire on the police.

Just Google there a variety of hard and soft cases that would fit your needs.

Get a lighter headlamp?

Good point, but one of the reasons I like a head lamp is you don't have to wear it to use it.